Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Headline of the Week

Nicole Ritchie gives birth to Sparrow.

Hoping in vain to see an avianly-mutated she-devil give birth to a bird?

Out of luck.

She called her son Sparrow--presumably under the influence of post-birth drugs, or some picturesque disease, the details of which are not yet public.

And they say Etheldreda is bad.

2 comments:

Bearhunter said...

Well, I've always felt sorry for Brad Pitt's daughter Shiloh. Shiloh Pitt. How long d'you think it will take cruel classmates to spoonerise that once she gets to school?

Swift said...

I would guestimate about two seconds, Nimrod.