Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Pack your pacemaker

Watch out world--the Right Honourable Winston Peters is....forming an army.

No, I did not make that up. Everyone's favourite crook told an audience in Southland:

"Despite our treatment at the last election, the party is still in good heart. We had a very good AGM in Hamilton ... and we are going to form an army."

It's funny he should mention heart conditions--if he is relying on Grey Power to support his return to Wellington, he should begin the Long March as soon as possible. If he starts from Gore now, and goes by easy stages, with lots of stops to recharge electric wheelchairs and defibulate the troops, he should reach the capital by about---2014?

Take it away, Anne:

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