"Water (over)usage is my biggest eco sin. And every time I soak in a hot bath after a long day at work, I swear it'll be my last."
Dr. Swift is tempted to go on:
I accuse myself of failure to turn off the tap while brushing my teeth.
I accuse myself of having more than two point five polluting infants.
I accuse myself of failure to digest my own waste....
The parade of pseudo sins is endless--at the same time, we're forgetting the real ones. That'd be what you call irony--I suppose displaced guilt has to go somewhere.
But fear not.
"(I know, I know, a green blog shouldn't be rewarding bad behavior, but perhaps confessing your sins is the first step to reform.) "
Please stand for the Creed.
Hat tip: Hanc Aquam.